Hello TotallyMag! readers I know it's been awhile but I have some amazing things to talk about! First off the New Moon trailer is out now! you have to watch this it's amazing if you love Twilight then New Moon is going to rock your nards off!

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD


Ryan Seacrest announced the Twilight cruise that will leave from Forks, Washington which is where the story takes place. The ship will cruise the West Coast it starts in Seattle you cruise all the way to alaska its for 7 days and its going to kick ass! Actors and other crew members will be there for Q and A and there's gonna be a dress up ball with prizes AWESOME! its called Twilight Cruise 2010. Fuck Yeah!

PINT SIZE PAPARAZZI! CHECK THIS OUT I ACTUALLY GOT SOME SHOTS OF THEM WORKING THE STREETS OF RODEO!








Here's what I've learned from Twitter recently: Kemdra Wilkinson from Girls Next Door is total PREGGERZ her and her fiance that one dude that plays basketball totally fucked and made a baby. Kendra will be the second woman to get married at the Playboy mansion! as Paris Hilton would say thats HUGE! so that brings us to Paris' new word "HUGE" its like "thats hot" only wayyy lamer. i guess as you get older your catch phrases get more old timey i guess one day ill start saying gee willikers n shit like that. yeeek! Paris totally dumped her beau! im so happy now she'll twitter more about partying and less about her visits to bed bath and beyond not that im not way into that or anything but its i wanna know whose showing their va jay jay n shit imma pervert jerk off! dude! perez hilton twitters way tooo much about like things he sees on the internet while people are off @ press shit hes just surfing the web by his lonesome hes prolly a lonely man everyone is just trying to be his friend so he doesn't talk shit on him he's not that funny he's just another gay man that is wayy too judgemental for his own good but he loves Britney Spears and i have to love him for that! I wanna give him a make over tho and i really relate to the whole hating to work out thing i HATE Working out but i <3 dancing and doing the wild thing! Britney is still having prbs with her weave on her tour girl get your weave right! i love you! I'm really excited for the new season of Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly place dude! Disney is my shit! I love magic shit and having fun its really GAy and cool! Soulja boy is texting me hold on.... okay nice new pic! all this technology gives me diarrhea seriously i'm a nervous wreck! okay so totallymag! is changing a little bit. I'm gonna start gossiping about the underground music scene all these bands and artists and fans of them and they have nothing to twitter about except for boring old album releases and "we're in LA record!" fuck that! so i'm totally gonna expose you! you know who you are you party too much or you're sniggling with so and so from blah blah it's gonna get me new readers and new HATERS! bring it on! so look out for that in the new totally mag! set to release in mid July dont worry we'll have a party or two! have fun keep surfing the web and taking ultra sexy pics of your self in your bathroom mirror! ♥ Margot

1 Comments

by angie @ 06 Aug 2009 08:55 pm

wassup! cant wait for new iss!